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October 19, 2011 by Pervert

Jake Bass and Luda Wayne

So Luda Wayne won the annual Cum Distance Contest for 2011  ( now how the fuck did I miss that one? ), which apparently ticked off Jake Bass.  He seems to think that not only could he beat Luda for distance, but that he could out distance him by three times the length. Now that is a fair distance for some flying cum

Pretty self assured, don’t you think?

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I am going to risk being stoned by saying, I am not quite a fan of cum distant contests.  

Now before you start collecting bolders to chuck at me, hear me out.   I mean it’s nice to see how far a guy can blow his wad, but I’d rather see it on a bed, with a nice willing supplicant laying there, enjoying the hot stinging splashes of cum across his body.

I mean aim is important too, and hell, I’d rather a guy dribble his jizz across my face, than blow it wastefully on some blue colored table.   I mean where is the enjoyment in that?   Wouldn’t you rather be able to get down and lick the spent cum off a nice hot guy’s belly, or chest, before the next contestant steps up to show his prowess?

I mean sure, both Luda and Jake are rather good looking, certainly both have nice cocks and both can blow their load a fair distance, but I just hate seeing all that delicious cum being wasted. 

Instead of some blue colored table, why not have a hot sexy guy stretched out on a flat surface, like even the table, though I’d prefer a bed.   Then each of the contestants lines up at the foot of it, and busts a nut, trying to get their spunk up at the guy’s face.  ( Now don’t you think you could find a few horny guys volunteering for that position? )

Plus, don’t you think that would be a huge motivating factor for the contestants?

Let’s go a step further too.   Make it so that after a guy blows his load, the next in line has to clean up the measuring board.  In other words, he has to lick the cum off the lucky stiff stretched out in front. 

Now there is some more inspiration for him, don’t you thinki?   I mean wouldn’t you want to participate in that kind of cum shooting contest?  Hell I’d pay to see those kind of contests.

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