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January 3, 2012 by Pervert

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My name is Nick, and you know, I am fucking fed up with all the games people play, when hooking up.

You know, the guys who think they are super hot, and when you get them into the sack, well, they are just plain dead fucks.  I mean sure, some are not bad, but the majority are just, well average.

I want more, but hell, if they can’t even suck a dick worth shit, it kind of ruins the night, if you catch my meaning.

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However, I am a lucky bitch.

I am well endowed, and you know what, I can really blow a load all over the joint.

Honestly, I do cum quite a lot. One thing I love to do, is to jerk off, and blow my load on my undies, or whatever is handy, like a jock strap.  You’d be surprised at how many old farts at the local bar will pay me big bucks for my spunk stained under garments.   Shit, one month, I made enough to pay my entire month’s rent.  And my abode isn’t cheap.

What can I say, Money Talks.

stained under garment

Personally, I don’t get off on soiled undies, but hey, if it helps pay the rent, who am I to complain?

What I hate though, is those guys who play head games with me, thinking they can get a freebie, without putting out anything special. Now I like to get off, love to blow my load, but so many I have dated, well, they are only about getting themselves off.  Not to mention that some simply can’t handle my copious load.

Well I have a solution for those who can’t handle my big dick, or my super large load of spunk.

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I CAN SUCK MYSELF OFF!

So like, who the fuck needs the hassle of paying for drinks, or getting buzzed, when I can stay at home, save the cash, and get a really good blow job, without the help of anyone?   Okay, I can’t fuck myself, but then, I prefer to TOP, so unless I am in the mood for fucking some nice tight ass, I can manage just fine on my own.

Besides, I know how to work the tongue around my throbbing cock, to let it flick at the piss slit, to wrap around the head.  I know exactly how to make my cock quiver with excitement, that makes my whole lanky body tremble with want.  Not many I have dated can equal that, so why should I give them a chance to ruin my night?

Besides, I love the taste of my spunk.  Better yet, I can swallow all that I can unload, unlike way too many of those others, that have tried.

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