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How Do You Pay Your Lawyer?

September 26, 2011 by Pervert

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So here is the deal:

  • You are a sleaze at 22 years old, and married, but you want out.
  • You are a cheapskate too, which means bargain basement legal help, but even that can be costly, so what’s a sleaze gonna do?
  • Well you find yourself a sleazy lawyer ( oh like that is gonna be difficult? LOL ).
  • And you put your cards on the table, well in this case, you cock and tight cheating ass.

Got the picture?

Then let me introduce you to our backroom lawyer, 33 year old Preston Steel.   We all know the sleazy cheat, 22 year old Jake Steel.      Kind of a natural match, don’t you think?

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I suppose the question that pops up, is just how good of a lawyer can Preston be, if his office is a corner in his living room?   And you’d think being a lawyer, he’d be able to afford a more, uh, professional office chair than some old style folding metal chair.

Or perhaps all of his clients pay him in trade?

You know, like back in the day before Money was everything, and you paid for things, with things you had.  Like the Doctor with a few chickens, or some fresh berries from the orchard.

romancing his client

Who knew that a lawyer could be romantic?  Preston seems to have enjoyed collecting his fee from Jake, but damn, check out that full back tattoo.    Wonder what the tattoo guy did, that made him pay off with such a huge tat?  LOL

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