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Ever get into one of those moods, where it doesn’t matter what the guy looks like, but if he’s got a huge cock, you want him? Sort of how I am feeling today, and guess what popped up in my email? Matt Cole with his big thick throbbing cock. Now he is well built, very muscular from the looks of him, and he does have a damn nice cock. So today, I think perhaps I can go out of my comfort zone, and enjoy the beauty of that big cock. Nice ass too by the way. LOL
Mason has the bigger dick, but it just isn’t thick enough for me. I like to have my ass drilled by a nice thick long penis, though I will admit, it would still feel good to have his dick rammed up the old ass. Maybe I am just too picky in my old age, but for some slap and tickle, I think I’d like Alex Andrews to be my date. Hell, he’s got a nice looking cock, nice pucker hole too, and hell, his dick doesn’t look exactly average either. Okay so I am a Size Queen, so what? LOL. In some ways, aren’t we all a bit of a size queen?
For me, if the guy can deliver the goods, I am happy. If his dick is average, seven inches or more, I am still happy as long as he can deliver a nice ass pounding. Hey, I like a good fuck, and well, if it is eight inches or more, odds are it should be just that. Add a nice curved cock to that mix, and I am in hog heaven. Still, it doesn’t make me a Size Queen, because I’ve had some well hung dudes, who were horrible fucks. Now Joe and Dalton, they seem to know their stuff, and besides, that is what they are there for. Just the sex.
If you truly appreciate nice penises, then you have to try taking a whopper of a dick, that is ten inches long. That sucker is gonna make you feel so stuffed, you will wonder how you ever took it up the ass. More than that, you are gonna become hooked on extra large cocks. It is how I got hooked, and I still remember that first whopper of a dick. Now I wasn’t as loose as Alexander seems to be, but damn I wish I could handle such a monster cock, all the way to the hilt. That is truly a good experience, and I think Ricky enjoyed stuffing Alexander, as much as Alexander like riding that whopper of a penis.
Big fat cocks, blonds, and add a good rimmer, and you have my ideal hottie. Phillip Aubrey seems to be just that, with eight and half inch cock, a long wide tongue for rimming, and a body to kill for. Plus, he does look like he enjoys rimming, and in ramming that big love missile into nice tight holes. I could use him once a week, because any more often and I’d never get off the toilet. He has such a thick cock, it would leave me with a gaping hole for days. But then, walking bow legged because of that, would be well worth it.
Confession time, I am indeed a Size Queen. I suppose it is obvious, given how I do seem to go on about guys with big cocks. Still, for the record, I love a cock that is at least eight inches long. I love a man who has a big thick juicy cock to stuff up my butt, like Chris Cox or Valentin Petrov have. Hey, both of them are rather nicely endowed, and to see Valentin get his ass split by Chris’ long cock, is exactly what I like to jerk off to. Course I’d rather have Chris in the flesh, giving me the bone nice and hard, and oh so deep. But I’ll settle for Valentin if I must. LOL
I’ve been around the block, but I ain’t letting anyone with an eleven inch cock near my asshole. I like going to the bathroom in the normal way. Taking a cock that huge, would have me sitting on the throne all day and night long. I mean my asshole would be like a wide open airplane hanger door. LOL Still Andy seems to manage big cocks well. He’s put to the test, and passes, by Stuart Hung and that super sized weapon of Matt Hughes. He may scream a bit, (okay a lot) but he does take it all. Now that’s what I’d call a true Bottom Bitch.
I have to stop sending my dates home at night. Never dawned on me how much more enjoyable breakfast could be, if they stayed over and instead of slaving over a hot stove, I could savor the delights of some fresh home made sausage, a cup of nice warm milk. Lot less dishes to do, and I’d have a great protein fix to start the day off. I think Evin and Trey have hit upon a great way to start the day off. Like why waste that Morning Wood on a quick jack off in the shower, when you can have a tasty blow job followed by a hard ass drilling, Sure would wake me up.
Scott is one beefy and muscular guy, and next to lilly white Austin, he’s a giant. Not just in his appearance, but damn, look at the size of that cock! That is one beautiful penis and you have to give Austin credit, he does manage it very well.
Thing you could swallow that python of a dick first try? I don’t think so, but damn he not only manages to suck it, his ass sure can stretch to handle that massive cock up the ass. I wonder if he screamed or just let out one long moan of ectasy?
Some guys can pull it off, and this is one of those guys. He just looks sexier than hell with a beard than without, and that is what makes him attractive. Oh, yeah he does have a nine inch cock too, but hey, that doesn’t count all that much, now does it? LOL
Lucas & Mason certainly put on a good show, and both of them are packing some serious cocks. Which makes the fantasy all that more enjoyable, because in our dreams, aren’t we also packing some hefty big cocks? lol
Everyone admires a big thick cock. Just that some of us may admire them, but no fucking way are those big missiles gonna be wedged between our butt crack. Nor are they going down our throats, but redhead Steven ain’t one of us.
He wants that cock stuffed down his throat, even if he gags. More than that, he wants to feel every massive inch of it rammed deep into his quivering butt. So what if it stretches his hole beyond its capacity, he can handle it. or so he says.
Nine inches and fat as fucking hell, makes for a nice bit of ass drilling, don’t you think? I mean think about it, about how it will hurt like a mother fucker, when it penetrates, then splits your ass wide open, as it works it’s way deep inside your ass.
Now Leo’s tattoos are a bit distracting, but fuck his giant cock makes up for it. Then too, the way DJ manages to get that fuck pole rock hard, with some expert rimming and sucking, is really what counts.
Can’t you just imagine yourself being DJ? LOL
Why do I see a whole slew of Size Queens lining up outside of Hard Brit Lads studios? Could it be to try and get a chance to handle Luke Desmonds giant cock, or maybe Leo Helios’s super sized dick? Sorry to disappoint, but these guys are busy, trying to handle each other’s extra large cocks. And if you check out the cum facial, I think a return match is in order, don’t you?
Getting rimmed by a bearded guy is a bit, well itchy, but damn, the sensation is unreal at times. Chris seems to enjoy rimming, but I bet Tyler is enjoying it a lot more. Course he’s also enjoying Chris’ fat and big cock more. Can’t believe how he can take that sucker in his mouth, let alone up his ass, yet he does. With explosive results LOL.
Come on, admit it. You like super sized cocks, especially nine inch fat ones. Hey, so what if your asshole gets split wide open, imagine how stuffed and enjoyable it will feel, once its penetrated all the way inside you. Like that isn’t gonna make you happy? Fucking would me. But hey, isn’t that why I call myself a Pervert? I think Jason likes it too, maybe we’ll call him Pervert Jr?
Must be my eyes, because I really can’t tell ages anymore. Maybe its a sign of old age, but these guys certainly don’t fit my idea of twinks, but more like thirtysomething hunks. Drake is too skinny, but damn he can sure handle Chris’ nine inch fat cock. Nor do tattoos do much for me, but kind of suits our bearded Chris just dandy. Hey, what can I say, seeing guys in their prime excites me at times, especially when there is some hot rimming action. And yeah, big cocks do help. LOL
I do like big cocks, just not so sure I want them pounding my ass. I am not into pain, though I’ve had my share of giant cocks. Gotta say, I’d need to be liquored up to try and handle that one. Santino’s cock looks fat as well as long, and I don’t know if I could take that. Then again, wouldn’t it be fun to try? LOL
It pisses me off, to expect to see some big cock, and I have to guess if they are big or not. I mean what the fuck is with those who select promotional material, that doesn’t show what the bloody site is all about? I mean Dirk & Remy look like hot guys, who could put on quite a show. Hell the promo text says they do, but damn, the preview clip and photos sure doesn’t show that to me. I wanna see the big cocks, up close please.
They say it is like taking a tree trunk up the ass, when one takes Charles huge uncut cock, but without the risk of slivers. And they could be right, I mean just look at that beautiful penis. All that tasty looking foreskin, that delicious cock head, makes a guys mouth water, his ass clench. Course, if he can’t find any willing bottom, well he can always just bend over and suck it himself. Like, he’s never gonna worry about getting a blow job, is he? LOL
Yep, that really is his cock. Now I wouldn’t it call it Green Giant size, but damn, it is big enough to bring tears to my eyes. Size Queens ought to be satisfied, as it is fat, uncut, and oh so juicy looking. I do love a fat cock, double bonus when it comes with lots of foreskin, like Antonio’s. I mean who doesn’t enjoy a tasty cock, with its own special coating? Now imagine bending over to have that spear rammed up your ass, and tell me you aren’t reaching for some lube.
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